one time in 5th grade my teacher was telling my class about the Hippocratic Oath and how doctors have to swear not to use their knowledge for evil things or to intentionally harm people and I said “but that’s no fun”
he called my mom
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those booty shorts really bring out your personality
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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au in which I become the doctors companion and liveblog everything to tumblr
reblog for icarly, like for icarly, share for victorious
i have tricked you all, nobody ever “shares” posts on tumblr… people only like and reblog. icarly has won once again
