May 2013
tupacabra:
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
izzes:
kids these days with their euro direction and one vision
rneerkat:
whens chip skylarks next tour
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just
kardashitans:
gangnam smile (:
creeeee:
imawanchor:
remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus
remember vampires suck?
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
sirdoctorandhisrose:
synchronoise-ity:
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
sirseahorse:
stabsinthe:
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
Watchpoopinginschool:
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE THINGS EVER
sexhaver:
sexhaver:
what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth
i hate literally everything about this website
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
clearbay:
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
｡･ﾟ･ﾟʕﾟ>ᴥ<ʔ･ﾟ･｡
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
oh my fucking god Charlotte
tushi:
why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
inbox:
moo bitch
get out the hay
